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redth0t:

mannn i love this sm

solarmidnight:

I need a Witcher adaptation that finally gets Geralt’s friendship with Dandelion correct. When together, those two live in each other’s pockets, and share everything from beds to clothes to money, and will happily debate philosophy together. Geralt protects Dandelion physically, whilst Dandelion’s going to verbally fight anyone who badmouths Geralt. Dandelion has no martial prowess whatsoever, yet that won’t stop him from going into Brokilon forest, or into all-out war by Geralt’s side. And Geralt can be pissy and have an attitude around Dandelion and not have to worry that Dandelion’s gonna take off; in fact, a few times Dandelion tells him he’s being dumb, then they go back to being friends again. They never doubt that the other has their back.

I just one adaptation to do them justice.

bekkomi:

Zaun’s Brightest

loveoaths:

force sensitive!din is cool, but imagine how funny the reverse would be. force negative!din. his very presence is actively hostile to the force. jedi can’t track him because he simply does not show up on their radars. you try to force throw him and he just stands there like 🧍🏻‍♂️. being around him as a force sensitive person is like entering a cellular dead zone. there are no signals going in or out. grogu’s rapid force development happens because being around din and then leaving with luke was the jedi equivalent of rock lee removing his ankle weights and beating gaara’s ass. if the force is a telephone wire, din is the fucking boulder stapled to it. his very presence causes a vacuum in the force that the universe tries to correct by throwing more force at it, which is why the man suddenly can’t walk without running into a jedi these days. force negative!din, y’all.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sabertoothwalrus:

gavamont:

wizard-gobling:

ratazom:

wizard-gobling:

wizard-gobling:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

“ Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax.”

1. The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
2. The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
3. And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I’ll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

Dungeon

Welcome to the club

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

Dungeon.

Wow. I don’t respect anyone in this thread.

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

I was inspired

I think the duke and the jester need to have a talk about the exclusivity of their relationship because they both seem to have very different ideas on the matter

(via poisonousbuttercup)

offonaherosjourney:

I’d often wondered why Terry Pratchett decided to name Moist von Lipwig… that. Then yesterday during lunch I was telling someone about Discworld and they asked what some my favorite books were and I made the mistake of starting my answer with “Well, I love the Moist books”, and for a few seconds they gave me this look of utter bewilderment that wordlessly said “what the actual FUCK are you doing to your books”, and in that moment I just knew why Pratchett decided to name him Moist von Lipwig

(via dragoncharming)

1ichtbringer:

I love how choso is just, the definition of on sight. he sees a bastard who hurt his family? he attacks. said bastard turns out to be his family? he protects. bastard has been hurt by other bastard who’s also family? he attacks.

this man has not a single thought behind his eyes, just a 5’11 beast on pure onii-chan instincts

poyopaan:

sometimes you just gain an older brother who tried to kill you like an hour ago

citizenmoe:

i made a little comic!!!!